Let's chat. 

Not ready to book a quickie? (Not all of us are.)

Sometimes, it's easier to type it out then chat it out. I know. I'm an introvert, too. 

Tell me what's on your mind and I'll get back to you in a shake of a lamb's tail.

(I AM cool enough to use 'lit' in a full-blown sentence but still stick by somewhat-dated sayings sometimes because *vintage*.)

What can I call you? *
What can I call you?
Otherwise it'll be "aye, aye, matey".
Spice-girls style.

Trying to keep your newsletter/blog/email list above water?

It's hard to know what you want right off the bat. It takes me at least 3 hours to order food delivery, but don't let your business drown while you're flailing.